Last night. I've just finished some online job apps for Tulsaland and had a good cry with my Mom because she still misses my Dad. We decide it is time to clean out her closet. She's lost tons and tons of weight, so nothing fits anymore. We're throwing out all of the 80s shoulder pad stuff (thank God) and keeping a few things that look good. She cleans out her pockets on all of them, and finds this: one of my Dad's personality tests. Only, it's hilarious. And now, you will benefit from the joy of this found piece of nonsense. I will include my Dad's answers for your viewing pleasure. For each item, answer: Like me (L), Somewhat like me (S), or Not like me (N). N 1. I salivate at the sight of mittens. N 2. At times I am afraid that my toes will fall off. L 3. As an infant, I had very few hobbies L 4. Some people look at me. N 5. Spinach makes me feel alone. N 6. Sometimes I steal objects like medicine balls and aviaries. N 7. Cousins are not to be trusted. L 8. Other people's warts don't make me self-conscious. N 10. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me. N 11. My teeth sometimes leave my body. N 12. Recently I have been getting shorter. N 13. I have alwas been disturbed by the size of Abe Lincoln's ears. L 14. I often repeat myself. L 15. I often repeat myself. N 16. Chiclets make me sweat. L 17. I believe that I smell as good as most people. L 18. I stay in the bathtub until I look like a raisin. L 19. Constantly losing my underwear doesn't bother me. N 20. It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I am in a room full of cockroaches. L 21. I believe that halitosis is better than no breath at all. L 22. Weeping brings tears to my eyes. L 23. I like to put chameleons on plaid cloth. N 24. Some songs make me burp. L 25. I never seem to finish what I | 
